Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Craigslist for the Needy

GRE vocab got you down? Think you're less of a person because you're unsure how to use jejune in a sentence? Have no fear Tim Gunn is here to mitigate all your confabulatory verbiage.

Not only does he sew, he is a handy pocket dictionary!

Tim Gunn can be yours TODAY for 5 easy payments of $59.99 payable to Kali Flewellen.

(No scammers, will not ship- MUST pick up or be willing to meet within reasonable driving distance, no cashier checks)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Strum and Drong? I love it! My new favorite! I'll use it at school the next time they get crazy in the classroom!

Unknown said...

The best part was when someone said he uses the word "scuttlebucket" which isn't a real word. Scuttlebutt is a real word, and is in fact my very favorite word.

Also, I've never notice this about him before. That's hilarious!