Lazy Sunday

Sunday's are terribly dull. Today I got a new bra- yay!, a new dress and a new striped top. In case you were wondering Amber forbade me from buying any more striped tops under the guise that I had plenty. However, this one is totally different- it's blue and gray. And fabulous. I love striped tops. Simply great. If I was ever on "What Not To Wear" I would fight for my striped tops. Not even Tim Gun could make me give them up.

But in other exciting news, I've decided that I like my left eyebrow far better than my right. These are the exciting thoughts I muse on my own. Jealous? How are your eyebrows looking today? Probably not as good as my left one does.

My Weekend In Points

1. Never watch 7+ hours of "Law and Order" (mix of special victims and criminal intent) on a Saturday while doped up on cold medicine. You will automatically assume someone is dead and brutally murdered. And then you will have to answer why you were texting them and did you kill them. I don't have an alibi! Well, I would if my cats could talk... but I haven't been outside all day, haven't seen anyone all day... this is not good. I'm too fragile for prison.

2. I feel gross. I think I have just an old fashioned cold, and it sucks. I haven't felt like a real person since last Wednesday. Migraine knocked out Thursday and this grossness and killed all the other days. I keep getting up and forgetting why I got up. I apologize for any "choppyness" this post may have. I'm not editing for clarity later- sorry.

3. My cats have a bad case of the fleas. It's just not cool. Mom and I wrangled them down and gave them a bath. As in I dunked my cats into the sink full of soapy water meant to kill fleas. They did not like this. Igby REALLY didn't like it. Poor Zeda has more hair than body and looked like a disgruntled sugar glider. I have pics on my phone-- can't make my mind work enough to get them here. Needless to say, I was soaked at the end.

4. I can't smell anything and it's freaking me out.

Oh No She Didn't

Let this be a lesson learned: you don't accuse Kali of things and get away with it. I know what slander is and I know that it's illegal. I also know that when you mention the word lawyers, people take you seriously. And you generally win the argument.

Either way, don't slander me and expect nothing to be done. That's just unAmerican. And I am very American.

The CPA has a loud voice...

And he keeps talking. And he is livid that the Bailout Plan was passed-- and our person in Texas changed his view from teh previous plan and voted for it. Ludicrous. Especially if you ask him. Do not worry, he has called our representative IN WASHINGTON (his emphasis, not mine) and told him that he lost his vote. That's for sure. This bill had more pork in it than the last one did and was more ridiculous than the other as well. There better be a Libertarian canadite on the bill next time, because he is not voting for him EVER again. And the thought of voting Democrat makes him want to hurl apparently. They would just get us in a bigger mess than we already are in, in case you were unaware.

Know what he's going to do? Call up (I'm not sure if this is literal or not but something tells me it is) some Libertarian who is connected to so and so and get them on the next ballot. Oh and he just found this one Republican that isn't a "true" 'Pub and likes to play footsies with the Dems. He's going to call him too.

This is an almost verbatum conversation that I heard THREE times today. Three. That's a lot.