Wedding Showers and Foster Pups

Wedding showers are the most useful and terrible thing to attend. Useful in the case that people buy you anything you ask for- willingly. All you have to do is stand there and smile. Terrible if you must go and not receive a single gift and make chit-chat about your life. I'm 3 years older- I think it's time people at my church buy me things. It's only fair. I did my time there- it's my time for presents!

And I would like the new Dyson vacuum that has that ball thingy. And a slew of Wilson pans. And a nice knife set. A complete pan set would be amazing. A new shower curtain and bath supplies. Some more paintings. A stand-up mirror. My list could go on.

These people owe me. Sorry I'm too independent to run off and get married. But I have an apartment to stock!

Oh, and I got a foster dog. A 5 month cocker spaniel. She's cute:

The One Where It Got Away

My sweet little cat Zeda, who is now trying to drink my raspberry tea, was quite the little hunter tonight.

She caught a little salamander thingy, about an inch long! She carried it into the bathroom, and was so excited about it that I went to see what she had. Poor little Sammy was still alive, smushed into my bathmat and had no tail. When Zeda wasn't looking, I grabbed little Sammy and put him outside.

He seemed grateful.

Zeda did not.

But I gave her a treat to reward her hunting skills. Granted, Igby caught a raven once and would have killed it if he had claws... but this is a big step for Zeda. She normally runs and hides under the bed when things are around.

Maybe she found Sammy under the bed...

oh wow

Male Synchronized Diving is amazing.

If for no other reason they stand their in speedo's and actually make it work. Oh yes.

Wow. It's all very nice. I urge you to watch.

Oh Yes!

I made it work.