Tuesday, July 17, 2007

The One Where Kali Has A Birthday

Ok People. It's that time of year again! I'm having a birthday!
The year of being 21 was not bad. But, I have a great feeling about being 22. Graduation, graduation, jobs, graduation. Believe it or not... this is all going to happen the year of my 22nd year of life. To celebrate this, I'm thinking we should all send me gifts. Not asking for much. Still want my penguin, I want a chaise lounger, a long flowy gown to lay on my chaise lounger in, a boy to fan me while feeding me grapes. Oh, and Chance by Chanel. That way I'll smell nice throughout all of this.

I'm still waiting on my surprise birthday party. Pretty sure I've been asking for one since I was 9. People, I think it's time to step it up. I'm Turing 22 and I want my surprise party! You have 10 days to organize, hire a magician and get an ice-sculpture of me. I don't like chocolate, so no chocolate cake please. Cheesecake with raspberry sauce on the side- yes, please.

If you can't make it to my party (which Krys- I might have to put you in charge of), feel free to send me a gift and card. I'll still send you a nice thank you card.

Woo- it's my birthday!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

But I always gave you nice parties - well, until the last couple of years. Cheesecake with raspberry sauce. I'll have to get to cooking.