It would figure that even thought mosquitoes and fleas and other such insect leave me completely alone, I would go step my foot into a fire ant pile in an effort to do lunges. Here's to my dismal hope they find me as undesirable as the other insects do.

P.S. I still am at a general loss as to why these insect leave me alone 99% of the time. I think it's my amazing blood. Too good for them. It's like drinking $100 champagne when you just want the cheap stuff at the gas station.