Wedding Showers and Foster Pups

Wedding showers are the most useful and terrible thing to attend. Useful in the case that people buy you anything you ask for- willingly. All you have to do is stand there and smile. Terrible if you must go and not receive a single gift and make chit-chat about your life. I'm 3 years older- I think it's time people at my church buy me things. It's only fair. I did my time there- it's my time for presents!

And I would like the new Dyson vacuum that has that ball thingy. And a slew of Wilson pans. And a nice knife set. A complete pan set would be amazing. A new shower curtain and bath supplies. Some more paintings. A stand-up mirror. My list could go on.

These people owe me. Sorry I'm too independent to run off and get married. But I have an apartment to stock!

Oh, and I got a foster dog. A 5 month cocker spaniel. She's cute: