Can't Say I Didn't Warn You...

...cause I did. Let it suffice to say that I have been to Fry's twice this week trying to resolve the keyboard issue, I have been to Best Buy twice to buy a cheap attachable keyboard and then to return it, been on the phone to Charter for about 40 minutes and now have a new "loaner" computer and a new wireless router.

Basically we're going strong again. And I have stuff to say.

And it's a little weird.

My friend Amber and I were talking a few months back about what if she became randomly pregnant (I refuse to say preggers.... that is not a real word and I am not in Hollywood). I decided if she was to be the next virgin mary she would have to "terminate"' the baby.

That's right.

Jesus has come and gone as far as we Christians are concerned. Thus this new baby must be the spawn of Satan. Only logical place for a random baby to come from. And the termination would be a sad thing only for the following reason: the baby/spawn of Satan would be amazingly beautiful.

Why would Satan send an ugly baby into the world? What would he gain from that? Nothing. But if he had a baby that was amazingly beautiful- I'd follow it.

And what about you Jews out there who only think Jesus was super nice? Well why would God choose Amber? She's a nice Gentile girl. Can't come from her.

So, in conclusion- if you find yourself pregnant from an immaculate conception... do the world a favor and get rid of Satan's beautiful baby.

(Told you this a strange thought- but it really was what I've been thinking of recently)