In less than 24 hours I will head out to live outside with intense heat, insects, dirt and bears. I will have to bring water to drink and will be expected to eat a hot dog and wear a bathing suit. There will be no fans or electricity and I will sleep inches away from thousands of insect and grains of dirt and twigs.

I have to go camping. For 2 nights.

I didn't even own a pair of shorts before yesterday. Now I have to wear some out in public and trounce around and hike and swim in them.

Jason, you better have a great birthday.